What’s that you say? The holiday season is upon us? Fantastic. I’m bursting with joy. Bring on the carolers and eggnog. Drag a tree inside. Let’s be Merry.
Here’s the thing; I’d give up sarcasm, but that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication. Trust me – nobody wants that.
My name is Beau. Why don’t you just come over to the animal shelter and adopt me? Now, THAT, would make the holidays merry and bright!