JordanHello.  I’m Jordan and I’m currently residing at the animal shelter while taking applications for my prospective Valentine.  If you’re interested in being my Valentine you must:

  • Like to cuddle on the sofa
  • Keep a regular and abundant inventory of tasty snacks
  • Have lots of dog toys that squeak
  • Enjoy going for walks
  • Be patient with small dogs who have not had an easy life
  • Promise to love me forever

If you have the above qualifications, I’d be very interested in being your Valentine!  I’ll be conducting interviews all week!