I see you when you’re eating…. I know when you’ve got treats… I know how to jump in your lap…. so, you’d better share snacks for goodness sake!
I’m Buddy and I wrote that little ditty. And that’s just one of the many talents I have to offer. I’m also an excellent bed warmer and a whiz at crossword puzzles. I know the lyrics to every Rosemary Clooney song every sung, so I’m a big hit at parties. Wait until you hear my rendition of “Mambo Italiano”! Did I mention I can dance?
In conclusion, I’m pretty sure you could use a little Buddy in your life right about now. Don’t be a cotton-headed ninny-muggins! Get over here to the animal shelter and adopt me!