Hello, it’s me, Arlo.

No, not Guthrie.  The other one.

I’m the other, better looking, more-sophisticated Arlo.

As an older, dignified sort of fellow, I’m looking forward to finding a quiet home where I can pursue my interests, which include but are not limited to rare coin collecting, writing haiku poetry, reading the New York Times and listening to the cool jazz radio station.

I also enjoy the odd game of parcheesi from time to time. Kindly let me know if you are interested in meeting to discuss options.  I’m here at the animal shelter.