Well hello there. I’m Obie, with some advice for these troubled times. Live life like someone left the gate open. Unless the bed is cozy. Then stay in bed. Cats are seldom trustworthy. If you can’t eat it, play with it, or snuggle with it; it’s probably a cat.
If you hear someone talking to the vet on the phone, and then they ask you if you want to go for a ride in the car…. don’t go. It’s a trick. Invest in tennis balls. They have a high rate of return. May I also suggest you stop by the animal shelter to meet me soon? I’m in the market for a new family and you look like someone I could love!