giselleHello. Giselle, Super Secret Spy Cat here; working undercover at the animal shelter, where I arrived last week to undertake my super secret mission. I was sent here from a super secret location in California to investigate a super secret cat nip ring in Kamp Kitty. I will report back on my findings.

Unless I get adopted to a wonderful home with cuddly places to sleep and lots of tuna. Then you’ll have to investigate on your own. Until then – If you need to contact me, use the super secret code word: “Mackerel”. Whatever you do – don’t blow my cover.