Joey-and-BanditJoey: “Bandit, how did we end up in an animal shelter in Friday Harbor?”

Bandit: “I’m not sure, Joey, but I hear the folks are very nice here and everyone loves dogs.”

Joey: “Even little, chubby dogs?”

Bandit: “Especially little, chubby dogs! Remember what I told you – the more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap!”

Joey: “Bandit, if we are ever in a situation where you are the voice of reason, we are in a very, very bad situation.”