Trust me. I am the only thing that stands between the vacuum cleaner and your entire family’s safety.
That monster with the long, long tail does not stand a chance against me. Your hideous ordeal is over. I will protect you from the beast and be your best friend, confidante and cuddle-buddy!
My name is Sophia and all you need to do is give me a chance.
Rest assured, I WILL slay the dragon in the closet!
I’m here at the animal shelter – awaiting your orders