sophiaTrust me.  I am the only thing that stands between the vacuum cleaner and your entire family’s safety.

That monster with the long, long tail does not stand a chance against me.  Your hideous ordeal is over.  I will protect you from the beast and be your best friend, confidante and cuddle-buddy!

My name is Sophia and all you need to do is give me a chance.

Rest assured, I WILL slay the dragon in the closet!

I’m here at the animal shelter –  awaiting your orders