LylaHello there.  I am Lyla.  I am Siamese if you please.  Actually, I am Siamese, even if you don’t please.

I’m in need of a new butler or maid and will be interviewing applicants over the coming weeks.

If you are in a position to worship me as the goddess I am and don’t mind working days, nights and weekends to insure my happiness and comfort, I would be most interested in scrutinizing you.